Dear Doctors Everywhere

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Dear Doctors of every persuasion (and the people they are treating),
If, when, or before you prescribe amlodipine besylate for someone’s hypertension, please google the side effects which are widely documented.  Then you won’t have to refer that person to:
an orthopod,
a dermatologist,
an oral surgeon,
a gastroenterologist,
a psychiatrist,
an optometrist,
and
a cardiologist,
to treat, with further multiple prescriptions and/or treatments, for any or all of the vast number of side effects.
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Excerpt from LAWMAN

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 lawman
The new addition was completed, and it seemed that everyone had recovered from the break in. The Jackson business seemed totally behind them.  Tim mentioned in what Lily always thought of as his way too casual voice, that the whole case was pretty much wrapped up, and all the indictments, and there were enough of them, were handed down, and the evidence was pure and plentiful, and by the way—here it comes thought Lily—they did get a hit on those cigarette butts found near her property in  Iowa, that for sure it was Jackson stalking her that far back, and it helped screw the whole thing down, and the guy that followed up on it—his name was Redding—yeah, he was watching her face for any reaction, but she was ready for that—and the Bureau had issued him a memorandum for his file for his…

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POPE REDEFINES CHARITY

The head of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I was formerly a holy card carrying member, announced today, barely able to contain his utter glee, that the commonly used word”charity” has been redefined. Formerly equated with good deeds, as in Christian Charity or the well known Catholic Charities, the word’s primary meaning has been altered to “blackmail”, announced the infallible head of one of the world’s larger and more respected religions.
Official decree attached.
Any non-adherence to the new doctrine will qualify as the type of sin known as “mortal”.