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POPE REDEFINES CHARITY

The head of the Roman Catholic Church, of which I was formerly a holy card carrying member, announced today, barely able to contain his utter glee, that the commonly used word”charity” has been redefined. Formerly equated with good deeds, as in Christian Charity or the well known Catholic Charities, the word’s primary meaning has been altered to “blackmail”, announced the infallible head of one of the world’s larger and more respected religions.
Official decree attached.
Any non-adherence to the new doctrine will qualify as the type of sin known as “mortal”.
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mat·ter

  (măt′ər)

n.

1. That which occupies space and has mass; physical substance.
 
2. type of such substance: organic matter.
 
3. Discharge or waste, such as pus or feces, from a  living organism.
 
4. Philosophy In Aristotelian and Scholastic use,   that which is in itself undifferentiated and formless   and  which, as the subject of change  and development,   receives form and becomes substance.
 
5. The substance of thought or expression as  opposed to the manner in which it is stated or  conveyed.
 
6. subject of concern, feeling, or action: matters of  foreign policy; a personal matter. See Synonyms at  subject.
 
7. Trouble or difficulty: What’s the matter with your   car?
 
 
 
 
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