Depending on the Random

There is gonna be a huge problem.  Of course Armageddon or the Apocalypse may prevent this problem from occurring, and that is only working through the first letter of the catastrophe alphabet.
The problem may not be totally catastrophic, like a Zombie virus showing up, but I am thinking it will at least be on the level of plane loads of people dropping to their death from the sky and no one asking why or even seeming to care.  If this year is any example, planes full of people falling to their death is going to be an everyday part of our lives soon.  Well, you just have to accept it.  As Millay said, “You can get used to anything.”  Bet your sox on that one.
Actually the huge problem I foresee may be a part of the reason planes fall out of the sky into physical, emotional, or intellectual black holes.
I was in a huge department store last night with my grand daughter.  I saw a display of furnace filters and thought, “Louie never changes those suckers.”  so I took my Samsung Galaxy 5 life line tool from my pocket and attempted to reach him so I could ask what size furnace filter I should purchase. The phone said I couldn’t call because there was neither 4G nor WiFi available.  This in itself is incomprehensible in a store that surely has WiFi as part of its operational strategy.  For God’s sake, Burger King has free unlocked WiFi.
My grand daughter was standing right next to me.  She took out her Samsung Galaxy 5 phone that is a part of the same family service plan, T-mobile I don’t mind saying, and called to ask about the filters. (An exercise in futility for other reasons.)  The call didn’t go right through, not because of a lack of WiFi or 4G, but because Grandpa had left his Samsung Galaxy Note whatever at the office.  So she called our house phone, or hard-line phone, if you will.  He answered.
There is no explanation for why this occurred.  Identical instruments, identical service plans, identical locations, etc.
Do you know what Quora is?  It is a question and answer forum that strives to be more sophisticated than Yahoo answers.  They don’t let you get away with much bull shit before they call you on it.  I asked a question about why, at home, my wifi is unavailable because my internet connection is too slow.  Well, part of the problem is uverse’s system  is designed for fiber optic cable and there is no fiber optic cable “out here”.  And part of the reason is the Wi in wifi doesn’t mean it is wireless.  It needs wires. There was more tech info in the answer a kind and knowledgeable person gave me which I promised to try and digest later, but I ended by saying that picking  and sorting all these millions of signals out of the air and delivering them to the right person is almost the same as magic.
Now they have wifi on airplanes.  No, there is not a tower on the top of the plane.  It is done with radio.  Why can’t mine be radio?  And considering the utter randomness of the system’s operational ability as witnessed in my department store call, how can you expect all these planes flying around throwing out signals to traffic control towers and to mumsy asking her to turn on the oven because you will be home in thirty minutes? Sooner or later the plane will land in mumsy’s kitchen.
And I know nothing of bank operations, but what my husband had to go through to deposit a $72 check from, our mortgage holder was worth way more than $72 in man hours.  This is that new “take a picture of the check and it will be in your account” strategy.
We are totally depending on technology that is quite probably purely hypothetical.  Would they tell you that if it was so?  Go to the t-mobile kiosk at one end of the mall and you will get completely different info than you got from the t-mobile kiosk at the other end of the mall.  I just pretend it is magic.  I am not going to be around to clean up this mess.
Image attribution:      (Irony)

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